Gorkon Outpost Accounting // Unauthorized morale program
FRED'S
EXPENSE ACCOUNT
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GORKON OUTPOST ACCOUNTING // PUBLIC LEDGER
EXPENSE ACCOUNT AWAITING FIRST INCIDENT
FRED'S EXPENSE ACCOUNT
Confirmed authorizations0
Earth currency cleared$0.00
DigiByte confirmed0.00 DGB
Stripe beverages0
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No confirmed expenditures yet. The Gorkon Outpost accounting department is enjoying what may be its final peaceful afternoon.
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FRED // EXPENSE ACCOUNT DENIED
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EARTH CURRENCY
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